Here’s a t-shirt just for you, San Francisco. Inspired by our own “Park at 90 Degrees” signs.

So true I made it into a bumper sticker:

All credit goes to Jonathan for this one. And he was right, I had to add an if-statement. Wise words from a wise man.

Also available in a totally hot new mug form-factor:

My first mug ever! I’m totally getting one.

Note: If you’re interested in buying a print of one these photos like the one above, please don’t hesitate to send me an email. Prices range from $100-300.

Here are some other posts with photos of the Golden Gate Bridge:

• Hiking with Christy and Marcus (July 2005)
• Hot Golden Gate Bridge Action! (January 2007)
• Mt. Tam and the Golden Gate Bridge (January 2006)
• My new fav Golden Gate Bridge shot (March 2008)
• The Golden Gate Bridge from Fort Point (January 2009)
• The bridge in fog (July 2009)
• Sailing around the Bay (June 2010)
• Return to Land’s End (February 2012)
• The bridge to nowhere (June 2012)
• Golden Gate Bridge in black and white (April 2013)
• Golden Gate Bridge Triptych-Diptych (January 2014)
• Golden Gate Bridge and Land’s End (January 2014)

…are the weeping blisters. I went out last night wearing a pair of loose-fitting pants. This is how they looked this morning.

Hell yeah, my body did that! And if I’d been wearing white pants, you’d see that the weeping fluid is actually a deep yellow.

Now I won’t gross everyone out with a picture of my festering, weeping welts, but for the curious at heart, I’ll offer you this link to a picture of my legs, one week after exposure. Click at your own risk!

I’m off to the grocery store to pick up some calamine lotion. Nothing I like more than going out in public sporting open sores up and down my legs. I need to make a tshirt right now that says “I’m not contagious.”

Done.

Update: No more poison-oak!

i made a new sticker.

it’s a humorous reference to the several hours i spent last night debugging ravingmadness’s haloscan screen scraping code (to which i have previously referred people in my moving from blogger to wordpress post) in order to help an individual import her haloscan comments into wordpress. except it turns out ravingmadness’s code is somewhat out of sync with the current haloscan template in some minor ways. so it took a while.

however, it appears that haloscan has fixed their caif comment export feature so that it no longer strips any html elements from the comment body, which it used to. i’m thinking it might be time to revisit the code i started writing to read the caif file directly. would be nice to get import-haloscan.php included with the standard wordpress distribution.