So true I made it into a bumper sticker:
All credit goes to Jonathan for this one. And he was right, I had to add an if-statement. Wise words from a wise man.
Also available in a totally hot new mug form-factor:
My first mug ever! I’m totally getting one.
Here are some other posts with photos of the Golden Gate Bridge:
The Parody is not a Crime button
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…are the weeping blisters. I went out last night wearing a pair of loose-fitting pants. This is how they looked this morning.
Hell yeah, my body did that! And if I’d been wearing white pants, you’d see that the weeping fluid is actually a deep yellow.
Now I won’t gross everyone out with a picture of my festering, weeping welts, but for the curious at heart, I’ll offer you this link to a picture of my legs, one week after exposure. Click at your own risk!
I’m off to the grocery store to pick up some calamine lotion. Nothing I like more than going out in public sporting open sores up and down my legs. I need to make a tshirt right now that says “I’m not contagious.”