This week Matt turned 24. And we celebrated on Saturday night by pouring Smarties™ down his throat. Just a bunch of good, clean kids engaged in some wholesome fun. Chug, chug, chug!!!
When I’m famous and David LaChappelle shoots my portrait for Rolling Stone magazine, I’d envision it looking something like this:
Note: Stephanie’s ear was not injured in the taking of this photo.
And finally for you aggro-homoerotic fans, I grab Matt’s ass, Stephanie watches on in horror.