Claüs freaks me out

Tell me I’m not alone on this one. I mean he’s a young dude with a white beard. Mommy, is Santa an albino?
Sprint's Centro Claus ad
The ad links to http://www.palm.com/textclaus/ by the way. I’ve seen it around on Digg and The Onion.

I like how they’re trying to be all viral with “homemade” videos on YouTube at SantasGoneCentro. I’m not quite sure it’s working for them.

I wonder what sort of crazy shit people are texting Claüs? Man they should be publishing that! In real time! On Twitter! Now that would be conversational marketing gold.

A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man (for the Wall Street Journal)

Presumptuous, I know.

Justin over-sharpened self-portrait with Ricoh GR Digital II

Clip from Little Britain USA

I found this funny:

Google as seen through SQL-colored glasses

SELECT title, description, url
FROM internet
WHERE subject LIKE "%search query%"
ORDER BY page_rank DESC
LIMIT 10

In Soviet Russia, blog hacks you!

You read the blog post, now get the t-shirt.
In Soviet Russia, blog hacks you! tshirt
For a limited time only! Get yours here for $22.

(with apologies to Yakov Smirnoff)

Windows Vista Point

I can’t be the only one who’s thought it.
Vista Point, The Wow starts now.
I, however, take the Alexander Ave exit to get to work.

In related news, I’m planning on moving my primary laptop (Thinkpad T42) over to Ubuntu (for reasons mentioned earlier). It’s been running just fine on my X23 for the last few months, and at work since I started at FM. I like the painless package management (Synaptic). I like that I can do development on it. I like that there’s a new release every 6 months.

I will miss Fireworks MX 2004, but remain hopeful that Wine will one day support it (or Adobe will open source it). It appears that Fireworks 8 works!

Update: For future reference, the [surprisingly small list of] apps that I use on Windows, and their Linux equivalents, where different.

Windows Linux (if diff)
Acrobat evince
BitPim
EditPlus EditPlus + Wine
Excel OO Calc
Firefox

  • BugMeNot
  • Copy as HTML Link
  • Firebug
  • LastTab
  • Live HTTP Headers
  • Resizable Form Fields
  • Searchbar Autosizer
  • Web Developer Toolbar
Fireworks
Gaim
Gallery Remote
Hugin
SecureCRT Terminal + SSH
Winamp Rhythmbox
WinSCP SSH
Word OO Writer

Goodbye Windows, it’s been nice knowing ya.

Geek Squad ads that actually make sense

I mean c’mon Ubuntu is WAY geekier than Windows Vista.
Geek Squad parody ad: We've spent more time with Ubuntu than is socially acceptable.

Geek Squad parody ad: Knowing all about Linux makes us geeks. Helping you with it makes us Geek Squad.

Parodies created with The Gimp on Ubuntu Edgy Eft. MTBCAD?

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