Your Wrinkled, Grimacing Newborn Baby Boy, Captured Forever
Did I mention swollen? Can I just say yuck?
An ad for this “doll” was on the back page of one of those junky coupon flyers that I wish we didn’t get in the mail each week.
Doesn’t he look just like a real baby? Go ahead and pick him up. Fully as large as a newborn and artfully jointed to sleep blissfully or snuggle in your arms, “William” captures forever that magical day your own little boy came into the world.
Artfully jointed! WTF?
Adios Mio’! almost like the real thing! with NO baby messes, toddler to worry about, child to care for, A,D,D to prescrip to, teenager to hate you, young adult who never comes to see you and waits to put you in a ol folks home! Yes, Indeed, Now this product is a true representation of W’s NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND act! Every North American should have one!