Yikes, I’ve angered the Google gods
Exhibit A: justinsomnia

Exhibit B: justin watt

Note: none of the search result pages above contain links to justinsomnia.org.
I’m assuming it’s just a temporary blip on their end. Makes that convenient little search box on the top right pretty useless though.
Update: traffic drops by 66%!

Worse than others not coming to my blog to find something they might be looking for, I can’t freaking find anything on my blog anymore. Frankly this is the first time I’ve felt vulnerable as a result of my dependence on Google for retrieving my own information. Granted I’m no Answers.com, but I’m no splog either.
Update: a full and exhilarating report explaining why can be found at Search Engine Marketeers are the new script kiddies.


LMAO
Okay. I know why it came up, but it still amuses me that a sponsored link with your name is described as “Watch Free Commercials with Gay and Lesbian Themes.”
Thank you, internet, for immortalizing my good friend Justin in this way. May everyone, everywhere, have free access to LGBT-themed commercials.