I had this very vivid dream last night where I was being deported from the United States.

The whole course of the dream consisted first of me being transferred from one place to another, enroute to some US border across which I would be kicked, and then telling my aghast friends later that I spent the weekend having nearly been deported.

Of course I’m not sure how I evaded deportation, nor what I had done in the first place to warrant deportation.

Oh wait, I think I remember what I did: I decided to single handedly commit a coup d’etat against our silly government (just by walking up to the White House and telling Bush to “move out the way”) because he and his minions have been acting so immature lately.

Most of the country was all for more ‘reality’ and ‘intelligence’ in government, but I believe the secret service got a little touchy about the whole ‘coup’ thing.

• rethinking the reality-based community
• Halloween came early this year
• tanzania, twin peaks, tilapia, & toliet paper
• the dems are the new sox
• what is a third place?