Marcia asks: What kind of monster am I?

I just went to my kitchen counter—which was littered with paper bags and half-full (or half-empty!) food-delivery containers—picked up an aluminum container of ravioli and meatballs that had been sitting out overnight, grabbed a used plastic fork and ate old food that hasn’t been properly refrigerated. Then I washed it down with the soda that had also been sitting out all night!