Ha! Best satirical wine review ever:

It was brilliant, with hints on the nose of Polish sausage, powerful chronic cultivated on the warm, gentle, rain-swept, drug-addled upland slopes of Maui, cordite (the kind that lingers in the air after firing 3-400 rounds in an enclosed space) and petroleum. On the palate I detected turkey, shrimp shells and Samuel Adams Holiday Brew.

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