OUCH! Man, Justin. That looks awful. I hope you feel better soon. :(

oatmeal bath, phisoderm soap and loose jammies

someone is MILKING THEIR AUDIENCE FoR SYMPATHY!

Je ne suis pas contagieux! to go with Je n’ai pas l’ebola!

oh silly jackie, no sympathy required, there’s just nothing more present on my mind than the condition of my legs. and nothing more interesting.

and their oozings.

uh, gross.
I guess the good news is that you now have a story and a nasty photo to share with your friends when you want to seriously ick them out. :)

YIKES! I am so sorry.

more pictures!!!

more pictures of my dissolving legs?

Dude, seriously. It’s a good thing you landed a woman before the weeping sores. You should thank God she hasn’t bolted since you got them and made them the subject of photos and ramblings for the whole world to see. Ick!!!

I went to the doctor at noon and got a shot of steroids in the ass. I’ll be taking prednisone for the next ten days, and of course will be blogging any noticeable changes in mood and physique.

p.s. How many blogs you got girl?

From wikipedia on Prednisone:

Additional short-term side effects include insomnia and rarely mania. Long-term side effects include Cushing’s syndrome, weight gain, osteoporosis, glaucoma, type II diabetes mellitus, and depression upon withdrawal.

Fuck yeah!

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger…or makes you a fat-ass shoving down cupcakes and Pepsi while feeling ridiculosuly happy/sad about the spiders only you can see crawling on your walls.

I love me some Prednisone! Last year I had the poison ivy problem. I finally went to the doctor just before the ivy entered my eye where it can get in the cornea and cause you to go blind! Two shots of steroids and heavy dose of prednisone and I was all clear in like two days! I remember the prednisone giving me energy and also allowing me to eat and never really feel full! I took advantage of that!
notes: hot shower very bad for rash let alone the skin! cold compress, or in full body case cold moist beach towel! Paper sculpting kicks ass….Madonna born 8/16/58…when has she not danced strangely? I hope you threw away those pants that were pictured! future reference for poison oak: the soap you wash with before you go out does work! also the product Zanfel really works it’s just all about timing!

Holy SHIT, that looks awful. Does it feel as horrible as it looks?!

I feel better after getting all shot up with ‘riods. Everything has all dried up and turned into one big ass scab. Yum.

No effin’ way!

A study by researchers from Dublin’s Adelaide and Meath Hospital have found that the falling efficacy of injections has something to do with expanding fat deposits in human buttocks.

(via Jane)

I need an updated “gross-out” picture with all the gnarly scabs showing. I wanna make sure you’re really healing.

It’s definitely on my list of things to go. May have to wait til this weekend to get a one week later before and after feel.

Other observations: my pee is a deep deep yellow and I’ve been feeling a little jittery.

you’re soooo lucky you didn’t get it on your face! THAT hurts(your face swells out like five inches, with blisters that ooze and you wanna scratch em really bad)!

Jake, indeed!

I have a question, are little things that come up on your leg or hand for example that are white, is this an example of poison oak?

Uh, Bob, you should probably see a doctor.

wow man you’ve probably seen it all, right? I feel for you, deeply.

dude that must be painful I hope youget better or have you gotten better and send more pictures

i hate poison ivy with a passion of a thousand suns, i happen to have it bad on my face all swollen and puffy with oozing sores lovely eh.? got shot up and sent home with a cream i really hope this goes away soon.

Well, I am/have been immune to poison ivy, but apparently I am not immune to poison oak. :( I have it on my arms, ear lobes, chest…*sighs* at least the sores I have look the same to the sores on the legs in the pic. Time to be more careful in the yard.

i was just diagnosed with this. mine wasn’t as bad as yours, but i thought i had some freaky parasite infection because i was swimming in a lake a week prior to rummaging through the forest. damn, your legs look exactly like mine!!! gross. :)

i have a red rash on the back of my leg and 3 scabs from scratching it until my skin tore open at the early stages(i’ve had it for almost a week now) i don’t have any blisters its just a dark red rash and it sucks :[ i cover it in calomine lotion when is this gonna go away!?

Hey could it be like all over your body eventually? Like randaom spots everywhere, that are bid, itch, ooze, then finally heal?