As many times as I’ve seen the Fleshlight, I never once thought “vagina in a can.” But that pertty much sums it up. Hee hee.

There are several drunken nights where I can remember navigating to that site, filling out all the necessary info, and teetering on the edge of ordering one. Alas, it has not yet happened though I’m beginning to think that I should defintely buy one and leave it on my coffee table as a surreal sort of Georgia O’Keefe inspired vase.

holy shit matt, that’s fuckin’ brilliant, especially if there were some flowers sticking out of it.