Women of South Dakota, take notice!

In order to get an abortion, you need to be:

  1. a rape victim
  2. brutally raped
  3. savaged
  4. a virgin
  5. religious
  6. planning on saving your virginity until marriage
  7. brutalized and raped
  8. sodomized as bad as you can possibly make it
  9. impregnated
  10. so messed up, physically and psychologically

—So says State Senator Bill Napoli, R-Rapid City
(via Molly Ivins)

Of course none of that is written into South Dakota’s House Bill 1215.

Nope. All it says is:

No licensed physician who performs a medical procedure designed or intended to prevent the death of a pregnant mother is guilty of violating section 2 of this Act

Section 2 states:

No person may knowingly administer to, prescribe for, or procure for, or sell to any pregnant woman any medicine, drug, or other substance with the specific intent of causing or abetting the termination of the life of an unborn human being. No person may knowingly use or employ any instrument or procedure upon a pregnant woman with the specific intent of causing or abetting the termination of the life of an unborn human being. Any violation of this section is a Class 5 felony.

Which I assume is pretty bad. Something like 5 years in prison and a big fine.

My advice: donate a little money to Planned Parenthood. Vote for Catherine Ratliff who’s running for SD Senate in district 30 against Jim Lintz who voted for HB 1215. And stop voting for the following people:

The 23 South Dakota State Senators who voted for HB 1215

  1. Abdallah, Gene G
  2. Apa, Jerry
  3. Bartling, Julie
  4. Bogue, Eric H
  5. Broderick, Mike
  6. Duenwald, Jay
  7. Earley, William F
  8. Gant, Jason M
  9. Gray, Bob
  10. Greenfield, Brock L
  11. Hansen, Tom
  12. Kelly, Dick
  13. Kloucek, Frank J
  14. Koetzle, Gil
  15. Koskan, John
  16. Lintz, Jim
  17. McNenny, Kenneth
  18. Moore, Garry A
  19. Napoli, William M
  20. Peterson, Jim
  21. Schoenbeck, Lee
  22. Smidt, Orville B
  23. Sutton, Dan

The 50 South Dakota State Representatives who voted for HB 1215

  1. Boomgarden, Jamie
  2. Brunner, Thomas J
  3. Buckingham, Michael
  4. Davis, Justin J
  5. Deadrick, Thomas J
  6. Dykstra, Joel D
  7. Faehn, Bob
  8. Frost, Larry
  9. Fryslie, Art
  10. Garnos, Cooper
  11. Gassman, David B
  12. Gillespie, Margaret V
  13. Glenski, Mary
  14. Hackl, Tom
  15. Hargens, Dale
  16. Haverly, Jeffrey K
  17. Heineman, Phyllis M
  18. Hunhoff, Jean M
  19. Hills, Thomas R
  20. Howie, Gordon K
  21. Hunt, Roger W
  22. Jensen, Barry
  23. Jerke, Gary L
  24. Klaudt, Ted A
  25. Koistinen, Al
  26. Kraus, Elizabeth
  27. Krebs, Shantel
  28. Kroger, Michael W
  29. Lange, Gerald F
  30. McCoy, Alice
  31. Michels, Matthew
  32. Miles, Kathy
  33. Nelson, Paul
  34. Novstrup, Al
  35. Olson, Ryan P
  36. Pederson, Gordon R
  37. Peters, Deb
  38. Putnam, J.E. “Jim”
  39. Rausch, Val
  40. Rave, Tim
  41. Rhoden, Larry
  42. Rounds, Tim
  43. Schafer, Donna
  44. Sebert, Lou
  45. Tornow, R. Shawn
  46. Turbiville, Charles M
  47. Van Etten, Don
  48. Weems, Keri K
  49. Wick, Hal G
  50. Willadsen, Mark K

Note: All the links above take you to a page with each senator and representative’s photo, home address, and email contact information, in case you want to send them a piece of your mind.

Update: And because EVERY fight needs a parody:

South Dakota logo with a coat hanger
(via ae, via feministing, via daily kos)

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This column by Mark Morford was my first alert to the latest terrifying step the right wingers are taking on my back.

I read an interesting article somewheres (I forget where) that points out that while the bill states that life begins at conception, it allows the morning-after pill. So, basically you have a five-day window to commit what they say is a crime.

Nothing in section 2 of this Act may be construed to prohibit the sale, use, prescription, or administration of a contraceptive measure, drug or chemical, if it is administered prior to the time when a pregnancy could be determined through conventional medical testing.

Nice catch Marcia. $50 bucks says there’s a pharmaceutical company behind that exception.

Did this post disappear at some point during the day? I posted at lunch, and then just checked it to make a spelling correction and noticed I’d set it to “private.” Strange.

Another interesting thing noted by someone on some forum somewhere (I swear i read too much online): the bill prohibits doctors from performing abortions, but doesn’t seem to lay out any penalties for the woman involved.

If they REALLY believe that this is murder, should the female in question be held responsible as well as the doctor? My .02 says that the lawmakers didn’t want their daughters potentially going to jail…

I actually did contribute to Planned Parenthood this year because of a delightful combination of factors:
wanting my checkbook to reflect my values,
being able to as I am now a working professional not just a po’ grad student (even with mountains of debt),
and getting a perverse sense of glee at having my contribution come through Georgetown University (a Jesuit school). Catholic institutions will support Planned Parenthood!
Hoya Saxa, rah, rah, rah!

What a freaky and effective image! That coat hangar made me gasp!

I am trying to figure this out correctly, but maybe I don’t understand it fully. My question is this: If the bill states that life begins at conception and conception is the point when the blastocyst finds it’s way to the uterus, why would one be committing a crime by using EC? From my understanding and training, EC prevents the fusing of a sperm with an egg, thus preventing the creation of the blastocyst. I think EC is a useful form of contraception, not an abortion or what SD now considers a crime.

Thank you.

Plus that image? Too much — love it.

I do not think using emergency contraception is an abortion. I also don’t have a complete mastery of medical/reproductive terminology. So if there’s some faulty logic going on on my part, help me out.

The way I understand it:
The bill says an “unborn human being” is at any point from “fertilization to full gestation.”
With emergency contraception, if fertilization takes place then the EC can prevent a fertilized egg from attaching to the womb. In other words, it can do its thing *after* fertilization.

The state says it’s an unborn human being starting at fertilization and that taking an action that resuts in”terminating the life” of “an unborn human being” is a felony. Therefore, emergency contraception can result in what the state has defined as a crime.

Thanks, Marcia, for explaining!

I was going to make a joke about life beginning when that little blastocyst is able to crawl around outside the womb, but then a counter argument popped up in my head that a newborn would probably have just as hard a time living for very long if we left it all alone in a forest.

Truth is that evolution has played a dirty little trick on us by allowing humans to give birth to such immature, practically helpless babies. I’m not sure of the statistics but I believe it’s the case that very few other animals produce such unfit offspring. So no matter how we cut it, be it a fetus, an “unborn baby,” or a newborn, this creature we beget depends heavily on its mother for life.

Of course I’m of the mind that so great a responsibility requires an exceptional latitude allowed in terms of a women’s rights. Given that baby’s dependence on the mother, we should be celebrating the mother who is cognizant that for whatever reason she cannot provide the attention, nurturing, feeding, cleaning, healing which a baby requires in order to live.

A woman who chooses to have an abortion is clearly a woman who values life. A culture that allows women to make that choice is a culture that values the quality of life of its future generations.

Justin, you run a righteously sound, fabulous blog! How odd today, and good, to come across your site once again in a gay.com news story - right on about that, by the way - having first encountered this lovely place when I was installing WordPress and having some, shall we say, import issues? You were helpful then and you’re helpful now in highlighting some of the bollocks that goes on in the world. Keep up the good fight with the same intelligence and humour that’s always evident on your site. And thank you! x

Justin, you’re the bomb for providing a quick and easy way of contacting all the SD Senators and Representatives with just a simple click. I sent every damn one of them an e-mail stating my disapproval of their decision to pass HB 1215. Even some Democrats voted for it. Unbelievable. This country is going to the shits.

Spicy Cauldron. It’s a small blogosphere. Thanks for stopping by again, thanks for the generous compliments.

Geno, glad you found the post useful, many thanks for voicing you opinion.

I would like to propose an alternate definition for the verb “to napoli”:

To publicly reveal a fantasy that would better have been kept private.

Examples certainly abound, as with Bill O’Reilly’s wistful thoughts on the murders that would have ensued if one of John Wayne’s or Clint Eastwood’s cowboy characters had stumbled across the Brokeback Mountain lovers, or most of the “funny” products on sale at Right Wing Stuff.

Here is a demonstration of the power of the blogosphere. I wrote this post in March. In September I get linked to by Catherine Ratliff, a candidate for South Dakota’s State Senate whose opponent voted against women’s rights.

GO, CATHERINE!!!!!!!!

Oh, my life in South Dakota. It is said that when you cross the state line, you go back 30 years upon entering our state. This abortion ban will be turned over, I am confident. Even though we are a ridiculously conservative state, most SDans think this ban is too extreme and many hate the idea of government intruding into our lives. The truth is that most women make decisions about abortion in the context of their lives, in relation to the children they are already trying to support on low wages and high expenses. Because of HB 1215 many women are running for office. I am one of those women who is running for a House seat in a nearly total Republican district. It will be an uphill battle for a Dem, but there has never been a better time,thanks to the ultra conservative right wing Christian agenda that has dominated our state. So stay tuned. Things may change in SD in Nov.

I would say one of the saving-graces of political conservatism is the opposition to government intruding into private lives. This idea resonated for me in a quote I read this morning in a wholly unrelated article:

Extreme-left back-to-the-landers met up with far-right survivalists in their common quest to become independent of corporate oil, agribusiness, and genetically modified foods.

The danger of entangling political and social conservatism is that people don’t want the government intruding into their own lives, but then they turn around and direct the government intrude into other people’s lives (to prevent them from having abortions, etc.). Fortunately we can’t have it both ways.

Susan, best of luck to you in November!

Dear Justin…
I was searching around on google looking for some logos and found your parody of the South Dakota Logo. Living in SD (and completely against this ban) I love it. I was wondering if you knew who created it?

Just curious.

Reed

Reed, I found the logo via the sites I linked to at the bottom of the post.

South Dakota has had a rich and wonderful history and heritage. Some people don’t understand how life in this area is. The way I look at it is that life is a bunch of shit then you die, so its best not to care about anything, just be sure to die with Honor Integrity Pride