So let’s see if I’ve got it right, Matthew is dating Beth so as a couple they’re Beth-thew or, simply put, Math, and I prefer not to consider Meth because of it’s drug overtones. Yet I’m sure the tabloids would latch onto the latter.

Good thing you are not (that) famous, because “Justephanie” is one of those good ones where it’s not a stretch and the letters just flow together. Kind of liike Bennifer.

Oh dear, I guess I had that coming.

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