AMERICA, FOCUS!

warning: this post contains liberal use of profanity and appears in all uppercase letters in a blatant attempt to get america to WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!

WHO THE FUCK CARES THAT GEORGE W BUSH GOT SPECIAL TREATMENT IN THE NATIONAL GUARD FOR BEING A PANSY-ASSED, COKE-SNORTING, RICH BUTTWIPE? THE REAL ISSUE IS THAT HE’S DUMB AS BRICKS! THAT HIS ADMINISTRATION CONSISTS OF EVIL PEOPLE DOING EVIL THINGS ALL OVER THE WORLD!

AT THE SAME TIME, WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK WHETHER JOHN KERRY WAS “FIT” TO LEAD A SWIFT BOAT FOR FOUR MONTHS IN VIETNAM?! HE MUST’VE LEARNED SOMETHING IN THE THIRTY FUCKING YEARS SINCE THE 1970S. AND EVEN IF HE HASN’T DONE SHIT FOR 20 YEARS IN THE GODDAMNED UNITED STATES SENATE, COULD HE REALLY BE MORE OF A DICK THAN GEORGE W BUSH? LET’S BE REAL HERE, IT’S NOT LIKE THE BAR THAT HIGH. BUSH HAS THE MENTAL CAPACITY OF A TEN YEAR OLD. HE IS EMBARRASSING.

SO FOR CHRISSAKE, GEORGE AND JOHN, COULD WE PLEASE MAKE THIS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN ABOUT SOMETHING REAL?

HERE’S A SHORT LIST. GO!

  • education (public, college)
  • health care
  • environment, air/water quality
  • crime, violence, guns
  • tax reform
  • voting reform
  • copyright reform

update: i changed the title and added some more profanity.

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I’m proud of your rage. However, politics have never been about something real. What’s really frustrating is not just this election, but the fact that the public face of politics is a meaningless shell, disguising in the most disingenuous way the important stuff that’s really going on. The implication is that the public is dumb and can be manipulated, and guess what–the public seems to be ignorant and gullible! Which is the same thing! Hence, the one election we never thought would be about meaningless crap from 30 years ago, actually is. Unbelievable distortion.

feels good to whig out on your blog doesn’t it?

(dude, your dad reads this!)

(hopefully he reads the titles)

I didn’t even notice the profanity.

i enjoyed the rant, but don’t forget about the economy on your list. for those who are not yet in the real world (i.e. me), it woud be nice to have the possibility of obtaining a job to keep me above the subsistence level.

I would prefer you to not use profanity, signed, your dad