someone hit my blog today searching google for toilet paper smells like maple syrup. (i’m the 10th result)

i enjoyed the first result page for that query, a web md document that included this gem: “Urine that smells like maple syrup can indicate maple syrup urine disease [who knew!?], a condition caused by the body’s inability to break down certain amino acids.”

you’ll be happy to know there’s a Maple Syrup Urine Disease Family Support Group, the MSUD, for all you potential sufferers.

• tanzania, twin peaks, tilapia, & toliet paper
• just me
• Sucks not being able to breathe
• can be used to form topiary
• stuff i’ve been seeing around